Trust me, my friends: if we are indeed now inventing slingshots that fire circular saw blades, and building sword-fighting robots that can survive beatings with baseball bats, and enabling the first generation of space-traveling squid (cephalonauts!) … then no good will come of it. Consider yourselves warned.

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